elusivist:

lacigreen:

EVERYBODY PANIC

Frozen peas and a sponge omfg dying

(via dylanopenis)

chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

(via forever-and-alwayss)

pairofjacks:

A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang

(via sextinginmath)

(via sextinginmath)

At first Austin was like: 

nolmackie:

But when Elliot came in the picture, Dez tried to convince him that he liked Ally…He refused and said:

Although he said that, later on he told Dez all the things he liked about Ally… soon to discover that he really did like Ally, before he said it out load…

And when he sorted out his priorities… He finally admitted:

And then all of fandom’s emotions went downhill….

How did you find the new show??

louisharrystylinson:

juandirectionyeah:

hstylesbeanie:

You’re tweeting to a human being, not a computer. Try and remember that.

oh no  :(

Even his own fans hate on him, you guys know he looks up hate to himself when he knows he did something wrong. Do you really want him to think that even his own fans are hating him right now? You’re a fan to support him for god sake not to hurt him. If you don’t like his relationship then ignore it, you don’t haveto like his relationship but you’re not suppose to hate the person you look up to.

This makes me thing of what i’ve been doing. i wanna cry.

(Source: hipthrust-horan, via assdirection)

hey ya’ll niall’s one of us

(via horanism)

Reblog if you follow back. 

Reblog, & watch your followers grow.

(Source: devnirenberg, via xoxotruelovewaitsxoxo)

niallinred:

Emblem 3 no I can’t afford to like another boy band

Im not even gonna search them up, or all this one direction stuff comes all over again

(Source: partyniall, via niallplaymelikeurguitar-deactiv)

It's Nialls Bday tomorrow.. everyone who reblogs this write your name, and just say Happy birthday. 

• Danielle: Happy Birthday Niall <3
• Julliet: Happy Birthday Nialler <3
• Emma: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE OMG <3333333
• Summer: Happy Birthday, Niall! Have a fantastic day! :)
• Courtney: Happy birthday Niall! Big love from nz <3
• Vanessa: Happy birthday babes! have an amazing day xx
• Annie: Happy Birthday Nialler!
• Jessica: Happy Birthday Nialler ! <3 Have an amazing day babe <3
• Dalar: Happy Birthday Nialler! hope you have great year ahead! love you! <3
• Becca: Happy Birthday Nialler <3 Have an amazing day xxx
• Leila: Happy birthday Niall! I love you so much and i hope you have an amazing day <3
• Rosie: Happy birthday Niall! hope you have an amazayn day love youuuu <3
• Karla: Happy birthday beautiful human! have a fantastic day love you Nialler <3
• Kiara: Happy birthday Niall! i love you so much & you deserve to have a fantastic day. you have no idea how much you and the boys mean to me. you make me feel beautiful & for that i hope you have a fantastic day with many more fun times to come. love you so much snowflake <3 xx
• Amber: Happy birthday to the most perfect human ♥ i hope you have the best day, can't believe how much i've grown to love you boys. so excited to see you next year it's crazy ♥ love you xxx
• Ariel: Happy Birthday Nialler! I hope you have an amazing day! i love you my special snowflake <3
• Alex: Happy Birthday my special little snowflake. Have a lovely day. Love you ❤
• Kim: Happy birthday Nialler :) Omg I hope you have the best birthday ever!! <33
• Bec: Happy Birthday Niall you amazing person! Have the best day bub, you deserve it! <3 <3
• Kira: Niall, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 19 already. I remember watching you on the x-factor when you were only like 16. You have inspired me to be more myself, and be patient because good things will come. I love you so much and don't ever forget that you will always have a massive group of crazy, obsessed but super cool fans behind you no matter what happens xxx
• Charity: Happy Birthday Baby xx Thankyou for helping me through some of the hardest times of my life. Thankyou for all you've done for me, I'll be sure to never forget it. I love you.
• Bianca: Happy B-day my little snowflake. Have the best day, we love you and you are perfect! Now and forever babe <3
• Amanda: Happy Birthday big boy! Hope you have an awesome day Niall! Love xxx
• Caitie: Happy Birthday nigga I love you xx
• Aliya: Happy biirthday baby, i love you, well we all do, and I've loved your for so long now. Its hard to believe you're 19 already, and all this started when you were 16. You've come so far since the very start of x-factor and it makes us all so proud. I'm gonna stop now because I'm bawling my eyes out but i love you Nialler :) x
• Tara: MY BABY NIALLER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU'RE TURNING 19 TOMORROW <3 i hope you have the best day ever and makes all us fans proud in this next year (which i know you will) you are so special to me (even though i dont know you personally-i wish i did) and you are so funny and adorable and eurg. happy birthday once again nialler, even though you will never see this. .xxxx
• Blade: Julia Gillard is a total ballsack
• Kirsten: NIALLER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Happy Birthday! I can't believe you're turning 19...I hope you have the best day ever. You are so special to me. I love you Nialler. So fucking much. <3
• Cassandra: Happy 19th Birthday beautiful boy! you deserve the best and I hope the best for the future <3
• Taylor: Happy birthday Niall, have an amazing day beautiful :) :) xxx
• Tori: Happy Birthday Niall! Hope it's everything you wanted, you precious boy! I love you! x
• Tony: HAppy Birthday you beautiful boy!!! I hope it's as special for you as it is for us!!!!
• Paige: Happy Birthday babey! i love you so much special snowflake <3333 c: x
• Jay: Happy Happy Happy Birthday Nialler!!!You are beautiful and so kind and gorgeous well I can go on forever. But have a phenominiall day love <3 enjoy your 19th birthday!!! <3 xoxo
• Bianca: happy birthday Nialler I love you to pieces! Please stop being so sexy. ;)
• HoranMyStyles: boy let me love you! ? happy birthday ya shower of snowflakes! may you live to be old and toothless
• Joelle: MY BABY'S TURNING 19! Happy birthday snowflake. (:
• Mariana: Happy Birthday sexy motherfucker that ruins my life every day because you're too perfect for words rgdhjkrehdfjkhrfjd aka Niall ❤
• Julia: Happy birthday Nialler! Hope you have a nice day! Lots of love. :) x
• Katha: Happy Birthday Niall, I love you! I can't believe you turn 19 today! You are perfect just the way you are, never forget that
• Ash: Julia Gillard has a yeast infection
• Jessica: Happy Birthday Baby Nandos :) lub you 5eva!!!
• Hannah: Happy 19th birthday Niall! Hope you have an amazing day and I love you loads! :D xxx
• Carla: Happy Birthday Niall, I hope you keep having an amazing life and keep making my life great, you don't know how much I love you, but I do so much, from Chile I send you all the love ;) xx
• Dounia: Happy 19th Birthday<3 :)
• Cecy: Happy Birthday Niall, have an awesome day and don't forget that all over the world the directioner will be always here to support you =)
• Isabel: Happy Birthday Babe! have a good day <3 xx
• Patricia: Niall Happy Birthday love U
• Janet: Happy 19th birthday my baby!! ♥
• Kelsey: Happy Birthday you precious little bby, that's freaking hot as hell most every day.
• Viki: Happy Birthday babe. i'm still carrying our future babies, dont worry. love ya xx
• Megan: Happy birthday bby! I love you and I dedicate my own life to you and your idiot friends who I love so so much:) have a wonderful day and I hope you raise a lot tomorrow..I know you will, you're Niall Fucking Horan...ly❤
• Kierra: Happy Birthday, Niall! I hope you have an amazing day<3
• Harry: Happy Birthday, I got you a shower of cunts.
• Lauren: Happy Biirfffdayyy Nialler! Love you snowflake. Take care of the S.S Larry! :3 .xx
• Taylor: Hi Niall. Happy birthday! I'm not sure what to say to the person that saved me. That helped me through the hardest times of my damn life. You and the other boys are the motivation that keeps me going all day. I can't imagine my life without you and my boys. So thank you and drink yourself silly because its your birthday and thats what us irish's do<3
• Rhyanne: happy birthday you sexy piece of shit. lol love ya'<33
• Aspen: Happy Birthday you sexy mofo(; I love you to the moon and back x. <3
• Clarissa: Happy Birthday Baby! We all love you so much! & We can't believe you are turning 19!!! Holy crap, where did the years go?!? We love you & hope you have the best birthday ever snowflake! ♥♥
• Viviana: my special snowflake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! i love you sooo very much! hope you continue to break records, xoxo <3<3
• Sofia: happy birthday Niall! love you <3
• Calianne: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIALL!!! I love you! your such an amazing person!!! have a great day!
• Holly: Happy Birthday bby Nialler. <3
• Molly: Happy birthday Niall! 19 years.. Guess we can't call you baby nialler anymore :( hope your day is fantastic and the years to come are just as good as the last. I love you <333
• Brittany: Happy Birthday Niall James Horan!!! I love you soooo so very much Babe <3
• Jessica: Happy Birthday Nialler! I love you loads! Have an amazing day! <3 x
• Sarah: Happy Birthday baby! Love you lots xx
• Perla: Happy birthday Niall, i love you so much♥
• Sydney: Happy Birthday you beautiful angel <3
• Kaleigh: Happy birthday, you sex god. ♥
• Caitlyn: Happy birthday you carefree mofo... x
• Sara: Happy Birthday! love you Niall :) you're my everything. stay carefree <3 x
• Remi: Happy Birthday Babe! Have an amazing day! Love you lots xxx ♥♥
• Kristin: Happy birthday baby! I hope you have an amazing day. love you so much <3 xx
• Mariana: wow ok this is cool Happpppppy birthday :) get drunk niggaaaa
• Michelle: happy 19th birthday nialler, don't get too drunk you sexy irish beast

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